Wednesday, 23 September 2015

Reasons Not To Complain When Ladies Seek For Already Made Men. (men's round)

I am very aware that what I am about to write will not go down well with many readers on this forum, but then, the truth must be told.In as much as I do not support single ladies being too forward about money and material things, I do not support a single guy going into a relationship when he has not found his direction in life; more especially nowadays that increase in population has made it very difficult for young people to find job after school.I will be making reference to the Holy Bible to back up my stand, but before then, let's take a look at some of the disadvantages of a guy going into a committed relationship when he is still struggling:

1. He gets distracted:

women are emotional creatures that require lots of emotional attention to satisfy, so for a guy who's still struggling financially, keeping a committed relationship will most likely distract him from chasing his life dreams.

2. Financial waste:

no matter what you think or say, keeping a girlfriend cost money, especially nowadays that technology has taken over the world.Buying call cards to say hi to her, buying gifts for her on special occasions, taking her out for dates, and other frivolous spending cost money which the guy can invest on himself to acquire ICT skill/certification, etc.I won't bore you guys with too many points, so let me jump straight to the Bible backing.

During the process of creation as narrated in the book of Genesis, the world was without form, nothing existed and God created heaven and earth, sea, oceans, forests, trees, animals and every other thing on earth.And God looked at the earth and saw its beauty, and decided to create the first human.Please I want you guys to pay close attention to the preceding paragraphs of this write-up.

When God decided to create human being, God didn't create man and woman the same day, instead God first created man- Adam.

  Adam lived alone for long, moving around the earth (Garden of Eden), taking care of the animals, trees, fishes, etc and God saw that He was lonely and needed company and helper, and God decided to create Eve to keep Adam company and to also be his helper.

  The moment Adam woke up and saw Eve, he fell in love with Eve without waiting for many years to develop love, and Eve also fell in love with him without having to screen him to know how much he's worth and whathe has to offer her.

Note 1: there's true love at first sight, don't doubt it or condemn it, its real!

My point:God first created Adam, and Adam had virtually everything he needed to survive- shelter (whether under tree or whatever), food, etc before God brought him a wife!So to the single guys reading this, please pray to God to bless your daily life activities so that you can succeed first before getting a woman, and you know why?

1. Woman is not the most important thing to a man, his work (goal in life) is.Give a poor man the most beautiful woman who truly loves him, I bet you guys the man will run abandon the woman lol

2. A man feels more good in a relationship when he is financially stable than when he is financially broke!

3. No matter how rich a man's girlfriend/wife is, the man will never feel satisfied with the woman until he himself is financially stable too.

4. The true behaviour of a man can only be known when he is financially okay, and not when he is broke!

5. Naturally, by default, every woman desires to be with a man who is more financially capable than her.  This is one major reason Oprah Winfrey never married. Same reason Linda Ikeji, Genevieve Nnaji, Rita Domnic, Agbani Darego, Rihanna, etc are all single secretly searching for that guy that has more money and fame to come make their dream come true.

Don't ever think guys aren't proposing to the aforementioned ladies because I can bet my nairaland username that thousands of suitors who may not be as rich and popular as them are asking them out on daily basis.

So guys stop nagging and attacking the ladies; ladies aren't the problem, our common enemies are the past and present politicians who ruined our national economy, leaving the youths helpless and jobless!It is the politicians that we youths should hate and attack for embezzling our common national wealth for their personal use.

We need to pray for a better Nigeria with many great job opportunities for the youths, and we must also condemn giving better jobs to females who do not qualify to the detriment of guys with better qualification.

Lastly, ladies please I am not encouraging going after already made guys only, please give all guys equal chance of friendship because that broke guy today maybe the next Forbe's billionaire tomorrow, so always pray for God's direction and do use your wisdom!

Marathon Sex: Married Woman Dies After Sleeping With 4 Chinese Workers For N40,000

Man bribed to keep quiet over wife’s death in marathon sex session at Gov Emmanuel’s building site in Awa, Onna LGAA messy sex scandal has blown up in the face of the Governor of Akwa Ibom State, Deacon Udom Emmanuel. Sources in Awa, Governor Udom Emmanuel’s village in Onna local government area, said the deadly act of Sodomy took place about three weeks ago but information about the calamity is just coming into the open now.The details of the steamy story of gang sex,booze and death are that Chinese construction workers who are currently building a multi-billion naira country mansion for the governor of Akwa Ibom State, Deacon Udom Emmanuel, in his home town of Awa, one day about three weeks ago felt like satisfying the desire of the flesh after being separated from their spouses for months. So the Chinese men reportedly commissioned a local man who worked with them on site to arrange a woman for them to help them easetension.According to the sources, the Chinese construction workers who wanted escapades were four in all. Their pimp brought a local married woman, who they agreed to pay N40,000 at a rate of N10,000 per man. The woman’s name was given as Mrs Mercy Samuel Akpa Umoh of Udo Okpon family in Ikot Ishiet village in Onna local government area. It is gathered that after some negotiation, the woman agreed to sleep with the four Chinese construction workers four the N40,000 with each man taking his turn.Once the fee was agreed, the marathon sex session began. But somewhere into the act, tragedy struck. The woman, who must have had too much from the four agile young men, died while Udom’s construction workers were taking their turns against her.A storm followed. On learning of the incident, the husband of the deceased, Mr Samuel Akpa Umoh, informed his family members about what had had happened. A complaint was laid with the village head. Samuel’s family members and the biological family members of his deceased wife, who was from the family of Ufot Mbe in Ikot Ebiere village in Onna local area, came together in grief and anger and planned to storm Udom’s construction site to get the Chinese culprits.The governor was promptly tipped off. He wasted no time in rushing home to hold a peace meeting with the families of the deceased. After much negotiation, the governor was asked to seal the lips of the grieving families with a compensation of N20,000,000 (twenty million naira). He promptly paid the money and begged them not to ever tell anyone about what happened.He pleaded with the families of the deceased to cooperate with him and hush up the matter to avoid giving his political opponents a weapon to fight him with. He explained to them that if the fatal sex scandal leaked it would be seized upon by his political opponents to embarrass him with it, adding that the losers will not be the Chinese but his administration.

Goodluck & Patience Jonathan Visit The Awolowos (Photos)

Former President Goodluck Jonathan and his wife Patience are presently in Ikenne Ogun State on a condolence visit to the Awolowo family on the death of Chief Mrs. Hannah Dideolu Awolowo. More photos below

18 Golden Rules To Always Remember In Your Life

1. Never give up on anything;miracles happen everyday.

2.Be brave even if you are not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference.

3. Think big thoughts, relish small pleasures.

4. Learn to listen. Opportunity sometimes knocks very softly.

5. Never deprive someone of hope, it might be all they have.

6. Strive for excellence, not perfection.

7. Don't waste time greiving over past mistakes. Learn from them and move on.

8. When someone hugs you let them be the first to let go.

9. Never cut what can be untied.

10. Don't expect life to be fair.

11. Remember: Success comes to the one that acts first.

12. Never waste an oppurtunity to tell someone you love them.

13. Remember that nobody makes it alone. Have a greatful heart and be quick to acknowledge those who help you.

14. Never underestimate the power of a kind word or deed.

15. Laugh alot. A good sense of humor cures almost all of life's ills.

16. Don't miss the magic of the moment by focusing on whats to come.

17. Watch for big problems. They disguise big oppurtunities.

18. No man is actually self sufficient, for all you have come to you from God: who is all sufficient.

The Notorious Boko Haram Kingpin Who Was Apprehend Today By The Army

Nigerian troops on Wednesday 23rd of September arrested scores of suspected Boko Haram terrorists including one of the Boko Haram kingpins in the area, Bulama Modu who happen to be the ‘Amir’ of Bulakuri (pictured below). The troops also rescued 241 women and children during the operation.

Governor Ambode Receives Danny Glover In His Office Today

Lagos state governor, Akinwunmi Ambode today played host to Hollywood actor, Danny Glover, Desmond Elliot, Bimbo Akintola, Bolanle Austen Peters and other cast and crew members of the movie 93, at his office in Ikeja today September 23rd. Continue to see more photos ...

Association Of Telecom Subscribers To Protest Mtn’s “Rip-Off” Of Nigerian Subscribers

National Association of Telecom Subscribers (NATCOMS) has warned MTN to expect civil protest from Nigerian subscribers anytime soon for alleged ripping off of telecom consumers by MTN and other telco firms.The NATCOMS President, Chief Deolu Ogunbanjo, who gave the warning in a release, said that “We want them to know that Nigerians also will protest against unreasonable charges.”This is coming on the heels of a protest staged recently by a South African rights group, ‘Right2Know’ whichinsisted that “Airtime and data bundles should not expire if they are unused.“The findings clearly demonstrate how the astronomically high pricing structures of South African telecommunications companies seriously affect the financial stability of many people, and also infringe on their basic and fundamental communications rights.”Ogunbanjo said MTN and other telecoms firms will soon “hear” from Nigerians soon.It would be recalled that Right2know recently picketed MTN Head Offices in Johannesburg in order to put an end to its “unethical profiteering.”Right2Know recently released the Lived Costs of Communications research report.Compiled by the Link Centre at WITS University, the report details the real experiences of the everyday consumer in South Africa, and how the high costs imposed by cellular communications companies impact on the daily lives of ordinary people.The group, which demonstrated on the street of Johannesburg, South Africa , accused cell phone companies such as MTN of “rip-off”.Among other things, the group demand free SMS and no expiration of airtime and data.

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D'bang And His Porsche; kokomaster Becomes A Slot Ambassador Together With A Brand New Porsche As A Close Deal gift

kokomaster D’banj or better banger Lee has just been presented with a brand new Red Porsche Panamera as he was unveiled as a brand ambassador for SLOT Systems Limited in Ikeja, Lagos.The unveiling ceremony took place today September 23, 2015 at SLOT head office located on Medical road, Ikeja Lagos with the CEO Nnamdi Ezeigbo presenting D’banj with the new whip.This now adds to D’banj’s growing list of endorsement deals that includes, GLO, Ciroc, One.org among others.The brand new Porsche

Brother Paul; A Short Story By Onihaxy PART 10

Paul got home and began to apply the soap and lotion. At the first week, he noticed that he suddenly finds prayer and bible reading boring. Each time he makes attempt to have a quiet time, it always seems to be boring to him. This continued for 4weeks. On the second month, he stopped hearing the quiet voices of God which he normally heard and he never bothered about it. On the third month. Paul finds it difficult to attend church programmes. He started by going to church late on sundays. Gradually, he began to miss weekly services and before the end of the fifth month after visiting baba with his friends, paul had stopped attending church on sundays. His church members and elders in lagos who always knew him to be a dedicated and fervent Christian began to complain and worried over his sudden change in religious attitude. Instead of paul to reason with them, he fought his church members and he angrily stopped to be a member of the church. All through this five months, there is no sign or traces of job but his friends keeps assuring him that job would come. "Since it worked for us, then it will work for you" one of his friends said.
At the sixth month. Paul was stroked with a unknown attack. He began to bed wet. Whenever he sleeps, the whole mattress would be soaked with urine before daybreak. His friend were worried about it but there is nothing they could do to stop it, at the eighth month, it got worse that paul would pass urine in his trousers in the day break without him noticing it until his trouser gets wet. This happens to him mostly in public places. Paul was so embarrassed and disgraced that the whole neighbourhood was aware of it that paul is a daytime-bed wetter.
"This paul issue isn't ordinary. I think we should visit baba", one of his friend said. "I think you are right, we should go there tomorrow morning" the other friend replied. They all left for baba in the following morning.
"Baba, may you live long sir, here is our friend paul, he had been bed wetting for months sir" says one of his friends. Baba replied " haba, and you can't bring him to me all this while?, anyway, take this ointment and apply it on his body every night before you sleep. May the gods of my forefathers be with him". They all left and returned home. 3days after using the ointment, paul was healed of his bed wetting and everyone was happy. But 2days later, he was stroked with epilepsy.
Paul would suddenly fall down and started vomiting foam-like substances out of his mouth while shaking and rolling on the floor. On this latest development, his friends couldn't bear it and they sent him packing. Paul took his belongings and returned to his parents with the ailment.
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Brother Paul; A Short Story By Onihaxy PART 9

Paul and his friends got to the baba. His house was an ancient house with feathers and horns plugged into every walls. Smell of pigeon and fowl bloods were all over the compound. On getting to the door, his friends knocked and baba opened the door from inside. He welcomed them and told them to sit down on the mat. Inside the room was a white and red cloth hanged on the wall like a plasma TV. Calabash was placed on the ground, an ancient lantern was placed on the calabash and the baba was holding a horn. Paul was scared and worried on seeing all this things but his friends calmed him down and telling him that there is no going back and there would be no problem. His friends turned to baba and started a conversation.

FRIENDS: baba, good afternoon.
BABA: my children, how are you?
FRIENDS: baba we are fine ooo.
BABA: I can see that on your faces. How is work going?
FRIeNDS: work is fine and everything is fine. Thanks to you bABA.
BABA: ***smiled*** don't thank me, thank the gods, they performed everything, I'm only a messenger
FrIeNDS: thanks to the gods oooo.,
BABA: **smiled***
FRIENDS: here is our friend. ** pointing to paul***, he is a childhood friend, he had been in lagos for the past 3years with no job.
BABA: whaaaat, 3years?, and you can't bring him here all this while
FRIENDS: don't mind him baba, he wasn't interested at first because of religion.
BABA: ***smiled and facing paul*** my son, what is your name?
PAUL: paul
BABA: you see my son, religion doesn't hinder you from divine assistance from people that are closer to the gods. Both muslims and christians visits us here for counselling. If you noticed the man that went out just now, he is a pastor of a popular church here in lagos.

FRIENDS: we told him the same thing baba and he doesn't listen.
BABA: don't worry, today that he visited my temple, there would be instant solution. Let me contact the gods first to know what will work with his destiny.
FRIENDS: ok baba

Baba told paul to bring out any amount and speak to it. Paul did exactly what he was told and returned the money to baba. Baba faced the graved image beside him, he made incantations and chants to appease the gods, finally, the gods responded and its only baba that heard it. Paul and his friends were watching in a clueless manner.

BABA: the gods of my forefathers, here is paul before you, he wanted to get good jobs in this lagos and he decided to visit you for assistance.

gods: my servant, you see that boy, we have been haunting him for a long, and we are so happy today that he fell into our trap. Its time to deal with him.

BABA: haaaa!, the gods of my fore fathers, what happend?

gods: you see, while he was on campus, he wagged war against us and sent us packing. He loosed all the prey we tied, he performed many miracles, he healed the people we made blind, he healed the sickness we placed on people. And do you know the worst part?

BABA: gods of my forefathers, I'm listening.

gods: he delivered almost all the young girls that we possessed to sleep with young undergraduates and siphoned their destinies through sex. So this time, we are going to deal with him severely.

BABA: so what do I do my fathers?

gods: give him "tamotiye" soap and lotion to use. This will take his God's eyes away from him while we take our time to suffer him more afflictions.

BABA: ok gods of my forefathers. Thank you very much. I know that you will always help me.

FRIENDS: baba, what did the gods said?.
BABA: the gods said he would get a good job within the next 2 months.
PAUL: ***happy**** thank you sir.
BABA: you are welcome my son. Your friends are my son. So I will do anything fatherly to help you.
PAUL: thank you baba.
BABA: I will give you a soap and a lotion. You should be using the soap to bath everyday and always apply the lotion after bath. Its will make favour locate you whenever you went for any test or interview. I'm very sure you will be selected and employed. And watch out, you would be called for miracle job any moment from now.

PAUL: thank you sir
FRIENDS: thank you baba. Please take this 10,000 and use it to buy kola.
BABA: thank you my son.

Baba handed over the "tamotiye" soap and lotion to paul and they departed from baba.

Brother Paul; A Short Story By Onihaxy PART 8

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Paul got to lagos, he stayed with his friends who were working with big firms and were living together. One of his friends earns 120k while the other earns 135k respectively. Paul thought he could get job as soon as possible, but he doesn't go beyond aptitude test level ever since he had been applying for job in lagos. 6 months went by and paul hadn't gotten any job. His two friends tried to fix him in their different workplaces but it still doesn't work out. Paul continued praying and hoping on God for a job but each time he prayed, he always heard a silent voice saying "wait!!!!, the appointed time is near". He was convinced in his heart that soonest, he would get a job.
18months went by, paul was still in lagos without getting any job. He decided to increased the duration of his fasts and prayers. He even went to the mountain to pray but he was still given the same word of "wait!!!!, the appointed time is near. Paul's friends were getting fed up of feeding him with their salary for over a year. One of them suggested that they should take paul to the baba that always assist them whenever they have spiritual problems or any problem, paul was angry on hearing this "whaaaaaat, a whole me? Servant of the most high God?, follow you guys to an herbalist?, Never!!!!" Paul yelled at them and walk away into his room.
The friends were beginning to be tired of paul. One of them vowed never to drop a single kobo for paul again since he isn't ready to help himself. The other friend went inside the room to meet paul and talk to him.
"Paul, you see, this man gave us divine favour soap that we used to bath and it helped us in getting jobs in time. We aren't telling you to do rituals, neither are we telling you to offer or carry any sacrifice, we understand how religious crazy you are. But God doesn't go against assitance, don't you hear the general saying of *heaven help those who help themselves?*, see let me tell you, we also attend churches and at the same time, we meet prophets to assist us in reaching to God faster, and that is why we wanted you to follow us to meet this man. He is going to help you ..........bla....bla....bla." The other friend continued convincing paul but at the end of everything, paul rejected the idea.
The following week, the other friend who vowed not to drop a kobo fulfilled his vow, he would spend a lot outside, branched at eateries to eat and only comes home to sleep. The other friend began to complain of been the only one to provide for the house. Paul was getting hurt inside of him as his previous good friends are suddenly turning against him.
Weeks later, the other friend also stopped providing for the home and paul was left alone to survive on his own. He decided to walk across the street one day and he saw vacancy for a sales boy at a provision shop. He decided to apply for it just to have a means of income. The shop owner told paul that she would be paying 5,000naira and he agreed without hesitating. On getting home, he told his friends that he had gotten a small job, they asked about it and he told them everything. They both laughed and mocked him. "So you prefer 5k compared to the 135k and 120k we both earn respectively?" One of his friends said while mocking him. "Won't you rather follow us to somewhere where you would be assisted and get favour"?. The other said. Paul felt sad and walked away.
Paul started his sales boy job and still continued hoping on God for a turnaround. He was tired of praying alone and he decided to visit the pastor of the church he attends in lagos for prayers. The pastor said the same thing to him that his appointed time is near. If only he could be patient on God. After 6months of working as a sales boy, he had faced enough insults and humiliation from his employer. At home also, his friends weren't contributing. They both eat outside and only comes home to sleep. And paul isn't ready to leave lagos and return to his parents. He just had this belief that he would get a nice job in lagos.
After 3years and 8months of staying in lagos, paul sat down and began to think. He envied the luxurious lifestyle his friends were living. He wish he could have a 6 digit salary job and ride cars like his friends, but he isn't ready to meet any baba for help. "Me?, baba?, never!!!, I will never compromise my God" paul said in his heart.
At shop in the following week, paul's employer had went out and mini thieves came to steal items worth 60,000 in the shop while they were buying things. Paul was unaware until his employer returned and find out that goods were missing. He was seriously cursed and insulted by his employer who doesn't believed that the shop was robbed. She believed paul sold the goods and kept the money. Paul was slapped , arrested and sacked from the shop. He went back home after been released from the police station and began to cry about his frustrated life. His friends persuaded him again to give baba a trial and look out for tremendous change in his life. This time, paul agreed after many considerations
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Brother Paul; A Short Story By Onihaxy PART 7

Paul wanted to fulfil righteousness and be holy to God, his girlfriend he loved so much was out there feeling lonely and bored. Paul was confused on how to balance his spiritual life with his emotional life. He wish he could make eunice happy but he doesn't know how to go about it. He was already back to his spiritual stand with God. He wish he could make eunice spiritually fit like himself but it was always impossible. He couldn't leave eunice because he loved him so much and the love was hindering him from thinking straight. He keeps hearing this two contradicting voices about Eunice. One voice will tell him to quit, another voice will tell him to hold on to eunice. He couldn't tell which of them is of God and of Demons.
After struggling with thoughts, paul decided to consult a spiritual leader for a divine insight on his situation. He knelt down and he was prayed for. After 18mins of prayer, the spiritual leader told paul that he wasn't compatible with eunice, they are two opposite character and it wasn't God's chosen. Paul tried to let the pastor realises how he often dream about her and how a voice always spoke to him about eunice, but the pastor repeated it again that eunice was a wrong choice, the only solution is to quit. Paul was shocked. "How do I go about quitting with the girl I loved with all my heart?, I need to go on to God personally for confirmation" paul thought.

The following week, eunice's attention was shifting gradually from paul. Even at school, she wasn't fond of staying around paul again like before, she was always seen chating on her phone and laughing out alone at intervals. Paul wasn't getting comfortable with this latest development, he decided to go on a 3 days fast and prayer to get a confirmation about eunice.
3days into the fast, he had a dream and saw himself sitting infront of a house containing maidens. He came there to pick a wife, Eunice was in rags coming out of the room looking dirty and smelling. Then someone called her back and told her " see that guy out there (pointing at paul), he wants a clean woman as wife. Take this clean cloth and perfume to cover yourself so that he would pick you." Eunice immediately sprayed the perfume and wore the clean with cloth, she washed her face and she appeared good looking. On getting outside, paul was carried away by the outward look without taking a look at the inward appearance and he immediately picked eunice and left for the aisle. Along. The road to the aisle, wind was blowing and eunice's good looking dress was about to be blown open by the wind, then eunice told paul. "Dear, I don't want you to see me until we get to the aisle. Let me tie this little cloth on your eyes and I will hold your hands to lead you till we get to the aisle". Paul agreed and his face was covered.
Eunice held paul's hand as the walk along, on their road. They met another dirty young man eunice immediately held the man with her left hand and the 3 were walking along while paul was blindfolded to notice the latest development and also, he couldn't see people waiving at him to stop and see his new company. Paul woke up immediately and started sweating. He picked his bible and began to pray. This time, he held a voice clearly with any hindrance saying "paul, paul, paul!!!, she is not your woman!!!!".
Paul took the boldness and courage to open up to eunice and broke up with her, telling her it was an instruction from God. The both cried for days. Few days later, eunice finally cheered up and sticked to valentino. NYSC ended, paul travelled to lagos to stay with one of his friends who promised to help him with a job. At lagos, another problem happened to paul........

To be continued

Brother Paul; A Short Story By Onihaxy PART 6

Eunice got back to her room, closed up the door and began to cry, she would check her skin over and over again every minutes hoping to see leprosy on her spotless skin, she switched of her phone and neither paul nor valentine was able to reach her, after hours of crying, she thought of it that it would be better for her to go to paul and confess her sins maybe paul would be able to pray to God on her behalf.The next day in school, Eunice was sad and scared of relating her sins to paul. Paul also was wondering what could have went wrong with eunice because the sad look was obvious on her face. After closing for the day, Eunice followed paul to his apartment. On getting inside, eunice began to cry, paul was worried about what could have happened. He pulled eunice closer and said "whatever it is, please stop crying and tell me about it please. Eunice minimised her crying after several pleas and cuddling. She took the boldness to start a conversation. "Paul, you see, ehhhhmm, I don't know how to say it, ehhhhm" eunice was stammering. "Pls just say it in any way you can please" paul whispered silently." Ehm paul. I know it is not morally and religiously right to say this, you know, we are humans, though I am religious but not up to your level, you know..........." Eunice was beating around the bush."Eunice, please just hit the nail at the head"Paul said." Ehm paul, atimes, I used to have this feelings of kissing you, holding you tight, feeling your heartbeat, laying my head on your chest but..............................." Eunice began to cry again. Paul pulled her closer, wiped her tears and looked into her eyes. "Eunice my love, don't speak further, I knew what you wanted to say, I just don't want to jump at it. "Really, eunicewas nervous, thinking that holy spirit had revealed to paul about her lovemaking with val.......", paul replied " yes dear, I understand how you feel, I felt your pain. The truth is that the pain is mutual, I'm not also comfortable here. Doing all these things you said isn't a problem to me. But my main problem is that it would give me sexual arousal and urges which will make us thirsty to have sex. And you still remembered the vow?". Eunice nodded."So eunice, I just felt it would be better not to perceive the aroma of the food we can't eat. I told God to strike us with leprosy and epilepsy any moment we have sexual intercourse, and I'm not ready to face God's wrath". Eunice's heart beats faster on hearing about the vows again, she became restless and asked "you mean when YOU and I having sex?" Paul replied "Yes". She asked again, you mean "YOU and I?", paul replied again "YES, is there any problem"?. "NO" said eunice.She hugged paul and felt relieved inside of her with the thoughts that since it wasn't between paul and her, she was save. Paul also cuddled her and promised to be romantic in a moderate way that won't raise any sexual urge.Eunice returned home with relieve in her heart. She switched on her phone and saw 15 apology texts from valentine. 3 days later, she forgave val and they resumed their intimate friendship, val was surprised that eunice no longer resist him again whenever its time to make love.........................

To be continued

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Brother Paul; A Short Story By Onihaxy PART 5

Weeks after weeks, months flies, they were struggling with their sexual urges anytime they are together. They would engaged in kissing and romance, but when the got to love making mood. Something will strike bro paul's heart like thunder and reminding him of his pledge and vows, and the urges would die down immediately. When paul realises that hewas only punishing himself with the romance of a thing. He decided to put and end to every romance and kisses. He decided to remain on holy hugs until they are married. Gradually, paul was getting back to his spiritual stand. He nowprays regularly and also studies his bible. Eunice wasn't getting comfortable with paul again, she isn't getting the pleasure and emotional attention she always wished for, but she had no choice than to wait and be patient since she isn't ready to loose paul.3months to the end of NYSC, eunice impatient grows into maturity and she decided to seek comfort in the arms of valentine who happens to be one of her toasters who eventually became her friend. They began to get intimate within the twinkle of an eye, eunice began to find valentine interesting and lively because he would always discuss and say dirty things she wanted to hear, with time, she reduced hervisitation to paul and increased her visitation to valentine, since paul was more concerned about spiritual growth and less about emotions and romance, eunice's attention of hanging out was now on val. "I will keep paul for marriage andkeep val for friendship" eunice said to herself.2months to the end of NYSC, eunice and valentine began to have romance, but each time they were about to move on to love making, eunice was always scared of the vow she and paul made together, and she would always cry and resist. She always wanted to have fun but she wasn't ready to suffer leprosy and epilepsy. After several resistances, val decided to get what he wanted in a hard way. He drugged eunice's drink and eunice became weak and went unconscious. Valentine had his way and made love to eunice. When eunice became concious, she realised what valentine had done to her and she began to cry. Valentine tried to comfort her but he got a slap inreturn as eunice walked out in tears.....

Brother Paul; A Short Story By Onihaxy PART 4

Bro paul started drowning spiritually into the ocean of eunice'stouch. Every moment, bro paul would go on his kneels and cry to God for forgiveness, only to fell back on eunice laps weeks later. His prayer and devotion life began to reduce drastically to the extent that he doesn't read bible again frequently like before. (That is the power of woman I must say, behind the downfall of most spiritual leaders are woman of easy virtue who knows how to manipulate them to get what they wanted).Paul began to struggle with his spiritual life. He began told hear strange voices and found it difficult to identify the voice of the holy spirit from that of the devil, one voice will say "paul!Paul! Paul!!!, leave that woman alone, she is going to destroy you!!!.

Then another one will say, paul! Paul! Paul!!!, he who finds a wife has found a good thing and obtains favour from ME. Do not loose her because she will make a good wife with her cool and nice attitude!!". He loved eunice so much becauseeunice seems to posses everything he wanted in a woman, the sexual intercourse is just the problem with this two lover birds.

At one moment, they will pray and cry to God not to indulge in immorality again. At another moment, they are both back to the bed. "This must be the devil's trick" bro paul thought. He decided to take a great risk that involved his life. After so manyfailed attempt to flee immorality, he called eunice into his room one evening, he went on his kneels and told eunice to do the same. He told her about his decision to finally quit sex untilmarriage, though eunice wasn't feeling comfortable with the decision, she enjoys sex but she isn't ready to loose paul simply because paul is a God fearing man who loves God and also cared for her, eunice believed that she can't be maltreatedby paul and believed paul will always be there to help in times of prayers and sacrifices. She pretended to be cool with the"no more sex" decision with the mindset that paul would still fall back on her laps.Paul held her hands, they both closed their eyes and paul started praying and crying for forgiveness.

After 15 minutes into the prayer, bro paul made a strong vow to God on behalf of the lover birds and he said, "oh lord, any day WE decided to engage in sexual again, may WE be strike with leprosy and epilepsy instantly!! AMEN". Eunice was shocked to the extent that her heart almost burst out of her chest, she removed her hands and stood up, she refused to say Amen to it and she frowned her face and telling paul how she felt bad because she wasn't consulted before making the leprosy vow. Paul walked to her, held her and comfort her, he made her to see reasons for his vows and promised to be there for her in everything. He made her realised that the delay in sex will hasten his urges for it and will help to fast track his marriage preparations. Eunice thought for a while, she enjoyed love making but she never wanted to loose paul due to his God fearing and cool headed attitude. She agreed with paul and they both resumed to continue the prayers...............

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Brother Paul; A Short Story By Onihaxy PART 3


Bro paul got to NYSC. He was posted to a public secondary school. he tried to keep and maintain his religious standard at all cost but temptation started befalling him. Many of the students will walk pass him flaunting their "ukwus' and"bobby". He was trying all his best to resist the sexual urges and temptations with the power of the holy-spirit in him and it worked. Three months after his commencement in the school, another female corper named eunice was posted to the school. Eunice was 29years old, a very beautiful and elegant lady. She is naturally pretty and endowed. Eunice was a rough girl who had flexed and enjoyed her life as a runs girl while on campus and had the determination of hooking a God fearing guy during service. Weeks after eunice commencement of her service to her fatherland at the same PPA with bro paul, they became friends. Eunice studied paul and noticed he was a Godfearing man, without wasting time, she began to form holy justto gain the attention of paul, she would sing gospel song, read xtian books, she stopped using jewellery and makes sure she wore moderate cloths. Bro paul was carried away by the looksand display of Christianity, he was happy that he met a dedicated xtian like him and didn't bother to involve God into it,he followed his mind and asked eunice out. Without wasting much time, eunice gave a YES answer after 2 weeks and that started dating.As times goes on, eunice couldn't hold on to abstinence has she began to desire for sex in the relationship. He tried so many means to seduce bro paul but he kept resisting. After long weeks of resistance, bro paul finally fell for it and they have sex after 4months of the relationship.

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Brother Paul; A Short Story By Onihaxy PART 2

At first semester, paul enjoyed life, bleeped 3 freshers and clubbed forgetting that he made a promise to God. Towards the end of first semester, he had a dream seeing an old man inwhite gown reminding him of the promises he made before he got his admission. He woke up and began to cry, he cried and realized he didn't fulfilled his promises. The following week, he joined a fellowship of one of his numerous girlfriends.At the beginning of second semester, paul had beacame a changed person. He doesn't flirt and clubs again. He joined bible study and Prayer units. He was so fervent in the service that he doesn't miss any of the weekly programs and activities,you would always see paul at every campus religious gatherings and events. At 200level, he was made the bible study secretary of his fellowship. He was so diligent in the stewardship that he was made the president of his Fellowship at 300level. All through this periods, paul was binding and casting out demons and doing special miraculous works. The entire campus could feel it that there was someone named paul.He graduated from school and went for his NYSC and was posted to a public secondary school in calabar, that was where trouble started.

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Brother Paul; A Short Story By Onihaxy PART 1

Paul was born into a family of three. His father is a corporate worker who sets out as early as 5am in the morning only to return home at 10pm and above. His mother was a business woman who sells provisions in wholesale and retails. She alsoclosed as late as 10pm. Paul has two junior sisters who were in KG 2 and primary 4 respectively while he was in SS2. Due to lack of parental monitoring, paul had mingled with the bad guys in his neighbourhood. Every evening after school, he would go to the neighbourhood to play, the bad guys would send him to buy cigarettes and alcoholic drinks. Atimes, he would be sent to call a pretty lady passing by.At ss3, paul had started smoking indian hemp, his parent tried so many times to correct him but he had turned to a dry fish difficult to bend. Paul had became notorious in the neighbourhood causing trouble and atrocities. He wrote his first jamb after ss3 at 18 but he failed. he made another 3 attempts at the next 3 consecutive years and still failed. he was frustrated with his failure and yet, he wouldn't give up on his bad attitude,.He was at home one day watching a programme on the TV station and after the program, a religious program came up. Paul was captivated by the preacher and followed the preaching from bumper to bumper. It got to a point, the preacher made mention that "you should make a difficult vow with God and be serious with it. It should be something that will cost you pain . And tell God that if you can do this particular thing for me, this is what I will give you/ do for you.".. Paul got the message and decided to give it a trial. He promised God to be born again and served him with the whole of his live on campus and beyond if God could give him an admission the following year. As luck would have it, paul gained admission to study micro-biology the following year. At the beginning of his year one. He was finding it difficult to born again due to the high number of pretty chicks who are freshers on campus. They are indeed tempting and seductive. The way this girls packaged their assets could make a G.O commit "side-game".rporate worker who sets out as early as 5am in the morning only to return home at 10pm and above. His mother was a business woman who sells provisions in wholesale and retails. She alsoclosed as late as 10pm. Paul has two junior sisters who were in KG 2 and primary 4 respectively while he was in SS2.Due to lack of parental monitoring, paul had mingled with the bad guys in his neighbourhood. Every evening after school, he would go to the neighbourhood to play, the bad guys would send him to buy cigarettes and alcoholic drinks. Atimes, he would be sent to call a pretty lady passing by.At ss3, paul had started smoking indian hemp, his parent tried so many times to correct him but he had turned to a dry fish difficult to bend. Paul had became notorious in the neighbourhood causing trouble and atrocities. He wrote his first jamb after ss3 at 18 but he failed. he made another 3 attempts at the next 3 consecutive years and still failed. he was frustrated with his failure and yet, he wouldn't give up on his bad attitude,.He was at home one day watching a programme on the TV station and after the program, a religious program came up. Paul was captivated by the preacher and followed the preaching from bumper to bumper. It got to a point, the preacher made mention that "you should make a difficult vow with God and be serious with it. It should be something that will cost you pain . And tell God that if you can do this particular thing for me, this is what I will give you/ do for you.".. Paul got the message and decided to give it a trial. He promised God to be born again and served him with the whole of his live on campus and beyond if God could give him an admission the following year. As luck would have it, paul gained admission to study micro-biology the following year. At the beginning of his year one. He was finding it difficult to born again due to the high number of pretty chicks who are freshers on campus. They are indeed tempting and seductive. The way this girls packaged their assets could make a G.O commit "side-game".

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Android V 6.0 Marshmallows Has Arrived

How long ago has lollipop been introduced (not that long i guess) Now google is rolling out another OS version called marshmallows,where as am yet to enter kitkat talk more of lollipop and now another is coming in.
Google keeps it coming with their Penchant for naming Android Versions with Sweet treats.Africa Brace Yourself for More of Android!Google has revealed that the next version of its mobile operating system will be called Android Marshmallow.With Jelly Bean, KitKat and Lollipop all featuring in the past – so there has been much speculation about what the latest release, previously known as "Android M", would be called.Tell me who doesn't like Marshmallows? "Whether you like them in fluff form, straight out of the bag or roasted to a golden brown exterior with a molten center, We definitely like them!" wrote Android product manager Jamal, on the Android Developers Blog.
The announcement coincides with the release of the final developer preview update for Android Marshmallow, which includes the official Android 6.0 software development kit. Developers can now also publish their apps for Android Marshmallow on the Google Play store.The new operating system, which was first unveiled at Google I/O on May 28, is expected to launch to the public in the third quarter of 2015.

•ANDROID PAY
The Android Marshmallow update will bring support for Android Pay, Google's answer to Apple Pay, which lets you pay for things in shops using your Android smartphone.Once you have registered your cards, you can simply unlock your phone and place it near a merchant’s contact less terminal to make a payment. Loyalty cards can also be used in this way.Android Marshmallow has native fingerprint support, so Android Pay can also confirm a purchase with theirfingerprint. Fingerprint on Marshmallow can also be used to unlock devices and make purchases on GooglePlay.Developers can also build fingerprint authentication into their own applications, allowing users to sign in without the need for a password.

•PERMISSIONS
A new permissions system makes it easier for users to decide what information the apps on their phone canuse, by giving them the opportunity to confirm or deny access in context.For example, if you download WhatsApp on an Android device today, you will be asked to grant permission for WhatsApp to access your contacts, calendar, location, photos, camera, microphone and more. This can seem very invasive.With Android Marshmallow, users will not be requested to give any permissions at the point of download. It is only when they try to send a voice memo, for example, that they will be asked to grant access their microphone.You can also revoke permission for an app to access certain information via a new option in the settings menu.

•POWER and CHARGING
Android Marshmallow is themost Powerful Android Release yet as claimed by Google. Marshmallow brings hundreds of improvements, but many of them are very incremental, so will be almost invisible to most users.For example, a new feature called Doze detects when the device's motion sensor is inactive and cuts down on the level of background app activity. Google claims this can double the device's battery life.Android Marshmallow also brings support for a new type of USB connector called USB-C, which Google claims charges devices three to five times faster than the current microUSB chargers.Like Apple's Lightning connector, USB-C chargers can be plugged in either way round, so you'll no longer have to fumble around in the dark trying to plug in your charging cable.

•NOW on TAP
As part of the Android Marshmallow release, Google is updating its Google Now personal assistant to allow users to access information anywhere on their device, no matter what they are doing.By tapping and holding the home button, users can pull up a query without leaving the app they are in. They can also use Google Now on Tap to find new apps and in-app content.For example, if they are discussing a night out with a friend on Facebook, they can call up Now on Tap to check showing times for a film, or book a table in a restaurant using OpenTable.Other improvements:

•Google Android M
Other improvements in Android Marshmallow are incremental, but should help to improve the overall user experience.For example, app links are being changed so that if you click on a Twitter link in an email, Android will launch the Twitter app on your phone automatically, rather asking if you want to open it using Twitter.Meanwhile, a new feature called Android Auto Backup and Restore for Apps will be used in conjunction with Google Drive to automatically backup app data and settings with a file size of 25 MB or less.The app drawer, where you can access all the apps on your phone, has also been redesigned, so that most recently used apps appear across the top, and other apps are arranged alphabetically, and scrolls vertically instead of horizontally.

Governor Fayose Distributes Sallah Rams (pictured)

Ekiti State Governor, Ayodele Fayose, today distributed rams to Muslims in the state, appealing to them to shun politicians whipping religious sentiment. More photos after the cut…A communique signed by the state’s Assistant Secretary, League of Imams and Alfas, Alhaji Quadri Oguntuase, and two others, had earlier ordered Muslims in the state not to collect rams and other food items for Sallah celebration, if presented to them in any form by the government.However, the General Secretary of the League, Alhaji Abdulrazak Adenipekun, in a counter-statement ordered Muslims in the state to ignore the ban on Sallah’s gift.Distributing the rams in Government House, Fayose said he won’t allow himself to be dragged into playing politics with religion in the State.“I won’t allow anybody to drag me into playing politics with religion. What I am doing today is a demonstration of love and support for the Muslims. I am not that kind of a leader who does things with religious interest.“I will do same to Christians at Christmas exactly what I am doing to Muslims today. Ekiti is one whether you are Muslim or Christian and this is the spirit I want all of us to imbibe.“In my actions and conducts, every Ekiti man knows that I am going to relate with you whether you are a Christian or Muslim. The two are the same. I have no preference for either of the two. I am the governor today and if Muslims get theretomorrow, we will all support him.

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