7 Things APC Accused GEJ Of Doing That They Are Currently Doing

Someone once said that when it comes to lies APC holds a first class degree,  I don't think any smart  Nigerian will dispute that fact.Close to seven months after wining elections, they virtually have no policy of their own except for desperate attempts to appropriate Iweala's TSA /IPPIS, Adesina's  rice revolution, and GEJ's power sector reforms.Here is a List of 10 things the APC insulted President Jonathan for doing and still hypocritically went on to do the same.

1. Trip to ChadWhen GEJ sought Chad's help to quell insurgency, Buhari and APC described it as a shame .

Chad was Buhari's first trip as president for the same reason Jonathan went .

2. Foreign TripsLai Mohammed and his gang criticised every trip embarked upon by President Jonathan.

They described his trip to Brazil as abdication of responsibility.

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Since his election seven months ago, Buhari's has not spent 10 days in Nigeria, he has embarked on fruitless trips without any tangible result to show for such waste.

3. Waste When we told Nigerians that Buhari does not need a helipad to land in Daura some shouted how much doesa Helipad cost? some even said it cost less than 2 Million!President Jonathan used a School field for helicopter landing , but the APC which criticised GEJ for waste offunds just paid 60 million just  to settle land local  owners for the Proposed Heliport  which  covers 4 hectares .

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4.  Security When Jonathan failed to decapitate  Boko Haram, he gave a deadline of December and later March. APC described it as incompetence and cluelessness .

Buhari who earlier promised  to finish off boko in 2 weeks have given an extension of 3 months to the army after over 3000 lives have been lost ,the same method they earlier condemned.

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5. Integrity of PoliticiansThe APC criticised PDP and Jonathan for appointing/ presenting  people with "questionable"character to run for public office .

Today ,we have Timipreye Sylva and Abubakar Audu flying the APC gubernatorial flags in Bayelsa and Kogi respectively.

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6. First Ladies Office.They described it as unconstitutional and a drain of public resources which will be scrapped once they get power.

Anyway Madam Aisha Buhari has moved into the first ladies  office with several SSA's who are being paid with tax payers money.

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7. Agriculture Revolution .Jonathan's worst enemies will give his administration credit for 2 things: Agricultural  revolution and the 13 new federal Universities who will be churning out their first set of graduate in few months time.

APC which described the agricultural strides as superficial are now going behind to appropriate the achievements of President Jonathan which they earlier described as non existent. It is sad that even when the house boy in an APC politicians house impregnates his daughter he blames President Jonathan and the PDP.Nigerians are tired of hearing stories everyday. General Buhari and the APC must get to work and deliver thechange they promised.Barka da Sallah to Our Muslim brothers and sisters

Honey: Things you Don't know honey does to your skin.

Honey

Honey is a sweet food made by bees; it is gotten from the nectar of flowers. The natural sweet food containsglucose and fructose, with vitamins like B-complex, A, C, D, E, and K, which are very essential in the human body, despite the multitasking function of honey, it can also be used as a beauty treatment because it enhances smooth, toned and colored skin, it give the skin this beautiful sensation to continue glowing in anytype of seasons.This powerful natural treatment has been used to produce homemade and industrial product for skin and hair care treatment. Honey has the ability to attract and retain moisture, it helps the skin to maintain softness, supplement and elasticity, honey moisturizes the skin, fight aging, and bacteria. Why not use honey as a beauty treatment?

Benefits you derive when using honey for your skin·

Removes dirt:

Honey removes dirt and impurities without destroying the skin of natural oils, other artificial cleansers and soaps frequently strip the skin of these protective oils and causes the skin to overproduce oil.· Lessen breakage:Honey has these natural antibacterial and pro-biotic properties that effectively reduce breakouts and prevent acne pimples and other skin disease.·

Enriches skin texture:

honey it is so gentle with the skin it neutralizes the skin, toned the skin and maintain the complexion of the skin. It works well on all skin types, It balances oil and moisturizes dry skin.·

Healing:

honey heals the skin from different kinds of skin diseases like eczema acne rashes etc.·

Hair booster:

The humectants properties of honey help regulate and retain moisture in hair, honey also strengthen hair follicles for healthy growth and lighten hair color.

Honey as Skin treatment

Acne Treatment:

Honey contains antibacterial and antifungal properties that thwart bacteria and can lead to breakouts. Its anti-inflammatory properties will calm redness and irritation.Try it: Apply a dab of raw honey to affected areas, and sit for 10-15 minutes. Rinse with tepid water

Sunburn Treatment:

Honey restores hydration to the deepest layers of sun-exposed skin. Honey and aloe-Vera contain powerful anti-inflammatory to calm burned skin and aid recovery.

Try it: Mix one part raw honey with two parts pure aloe-Vera gel. Apply to sunburned skin.

Scar Fader:

Honey is said to lighten skin and it helps to decrease the appearances of scars and increase healing and tissue properties of honey and coconut oil or olive oil will also help revive skin cells.

Try it: Mix one teaspoon raw honey with one teaspoon coconut oil or olive oil. Apply to the affected area, and massage with the tips of your fingers in a circular motion for one to two minutes. Place a hot wash clothover your skin, and let sit until cool. Repeat daily

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Osinbajo Represents Buhari In Burkina Faso 2 Address Its Political Coup(pics)

A selected group of West African leaders met in Quagadougou yesterday to continue discussion on the current state of situation in Burkina Faso.VP Osinbajo represented Nigeria in the meeting which was attended by all six ECOWAS leaders with the leaders of last Thursday's military coup in Burkina Faso.It should be recalled that President Buhari on Tuesday headed an Extra-ordinary session of ECOWAS meeting in Abuja regarding the situation in Burkina Faso.It was during the summit that some selected ECOWAS leaders were selected to visit Burkina Faso.

Adebimpe The Facebook Girl by Onihaxy Part 1 (Rating 19+)

Early february. I met adebimpe on facebook as a mutual friend to one of my friends. One thing led to another, we started chatting on BBM and early march, we started E-dating.
3weeks ago, we discussed on how we will see facially and she suggested to travel down to meet me in akure if only I can send T.fare.

Adebimpe is a student of uniport so she fully based in PHC.I was so happy that I started day dreaming how the visitation will look like, the romance, fun, love-making etc. .On the 14th of april, I sent 10k into her account as Tfare. She called me to tellme she got the money. And the travelling preparation began.
The D-day came. I have cleaned up my room,bought foodstuffs, bought a new pack of CD., wen she dropped at akure garage, I told her to pick a bike to my house address which she did, she got to my house at around 5pm. I ushered her in, gave her soft drinks and we were chating.
When it was 6pm,she shocked me by telling me she has a cousin here in akure and that’s where she will be staying through out her 3days of stay and dat I shd visit her at her cousin’s place the following day.
I was so sad but Ididn’t show it, I faked a smile and walk her off to take bike.I come dey reason am say “se na like dis my 10k go waste?”.

The next day, I didn’t go to visit her and I lied that I was sick with the mindset that she will come to my place instead. But na lie,all she could do was to call me and ask after my health.That nite, I couldn’t sleep. I was just wondering how silly I am. I just put my fone in silence and forcefully slept off.
As I woke up around 6am in the morning, I picked my fone and I saw a text from adebimpe. Which says “baby u know I will be leaving today, wat time should I come to visit u so as to get my return Tfare”.

Chaiii, na so my head spark.

Adebimpe The Facebook Girl by Onihaxy Part 2

Just while I was wondering about my stupidity, my memory started flashing back to the how we started……….After sending her a friend request on facebook which she accepted. We chat about academics, life in general.
As time goes on, we were so fond of each other that we confided in each other.She told me about her relationship that just ended with mike due to emotional and physical abuse. She told me how mike didn’t love her, how he violently demand for s#x, how he always demanded for anal s3x which she always rejected not until one day when mike drugged her drink and she was unconscious while mike had his way through her bombom.

I felt so sorry for her that I always keep her company on chats. We do exchange pictures, voice notes and videos. The feelings was developing gradually until the day I asked her out…It took her up to 2weeks to give a yes answer, after giving me eyes, we started the E-dating proper.
Its was fun all through because we chat almost every minutes, I will always call her time to time which she don’t always return but I never mind. As at march, our intimacy grew to the extent that we engage in dirty chats.
Chaii, adebimpe is a guru at it. She will always tell me about her sexcapades with her ex, how she gives Mouth Gig and swallows the c#m. How she do perform56 styles. Infact, every nite, I do make sure myfone is charged so as to enjoy each nite moment of sex chat,after chat, she will call me in the midnite for phone sex. One nite during our normal chat, we were like;

Bimpe: baby, I’m getting wet to much disdays, each time I feel like having you in me.

Me: the feelings is mutual baby, same thinghere

Bimpe: pls can u do me an urgent favour?

Me: what favour is that dear?

Bimpe:. Pls send pics of your erected D##k tome.

Me: *suprised*. Waoo, but on one condition,

Bimpe:. What’s the condition?

Me: u will send ur own nudes to me

Bimpe:. Don’t worry dear, just be patient till we meet, I will give you a surprise package you will always remember for the rest ofyour life

Me:, really?, tell me about it

Bimpe:. You know what?. I will suck you while you will c#m 3times in my mouth and I will swallow. I will give u the bestd####e u have ever experienced and atleast 30out of my 56 s#xpositions

Me: chai *my D##k responded to the signal* I can’t wait for that dear.

The chat ended with a nice phonesex till Islept of and I had this nasty dream of me and adebimpe…………….I woke up from my “day-dreaming” and beginto wonder whatactually happened. I began to compare thebimpe who is always nasty on chats and always look forward to us been together withthe bimbe who barely spend 1 hour with meonly to tell me she is going to stay over at her cousin’s place whomshe didn’t tell me about earlier.while I was still imagining.

My phone rang and I tried checking who is on the line, it was bimpe. I didn’t pick the calls cos I was so mad at mysef, considering the 3bottles of alomo I have bought, the preparations and the likes.
I ignore more of her calls. I decided to open my operamini and browsemy facebook towhile away time. As the facebook home page opened. On the username, I saw her email filled in it, and on the password. I saw 8 dots just as normal password code.

Immediately I got aflash back that when she came to my house on day 1, she asked for my fone to use because her blackberry battery was flat. I remembered she logged out before returningthe fone to me. Soas I was wondering whay could have happened, I then recollect that a notification that says “do you want opera to keep your password for this page?” Usually comes up,then I assumed she must have selected YES. I gladly logged in into her account and browse through her messages.

To my surprise, bimpe does the same flirt chat she did to me with like 4 other guys. The one that shocked me most was a guy on her message named “swordman”. The guyal so lives in akure according to their chats. She also told the guy that she wish to come to akure to visit her, but the guy said in the chat that he didn’t have money to finance the transport of which bimpe replied that “don’t worry, I will sort out myself”. On seeing this, my headrang a bell. I felt an headache instantly. I took my time to read through all their conversations and I discovered that she do exchange nudes with the guy, they flirt to the extreme, and theywere also dating.

It was then I got the true image that bimpe is actually with another guy whom she said its a cousin. But again Ithought of it that she invited me to comethere yesterday, can she be with another guy and still invite me?,The time was now 8:43am. I called bimpe and told her that I want to visit her at her cousin’s place and that she should give methe address. Shebreplied me that “I’m sorry, u can’t come, I and my cousin had aserious misunderstanding yesterday nite and till this morning.Infact, we haven’t spoke since last nite till now, so its not advisable for you to come” I said ok and then hanged up.I said to my self that chaiiii………..onihaxy, yoube first classmaga.

Just as I was imagining my “mumurity”, I don’t know either to trace the address I found on facebook, or to set her up, kidnap her and molest her, so many evil things were just going through my mind, then a text message came in from bimpe which says ”baby, I am on my way to your place”. Gangaun, my head sparked again, I started rehearsing how I will shout on her, I was reasoning if I should show her my discovery or not. I don’t know what to do next, I was just restless. Walking up and down my room. About 30mins later. I heard the sound “ko ko ko” on my door. Who is that was my response to the knock, and a sweet voice came from outside saying its me bimpe.I frowned and open the door. Before I knew it,she dropped her luggage, hugged me and then planted a kisson my lips. Before I knew what was happening, I have forgot all my rehearsals……………

To be be continued...

Chelsea Doctor Calls it Quit After Mourinho's Dispute

Chelsea doctor Eva Carneiro has left the club, six weeks on from her highly-publicised dispute with managerJose Mourinho.Mourinho had called the club’s medical staff “impulsive and naive” for entering the pitch late on in the opening day 2-2 draw with Swansea.Carneiro and physio Jon Fearn treated Eden Hazard with minutes remaining of the game, leaving the Blues temporarily down to 10 men.

Carneiro was subsequently removed from her position on the Chelsea bench during matches and told to instead work with the players at the Cobham training ground.But the doctor is believed to have stayed away from the club since the incident on August 8 and posted a message of thanks to well wishers on Facebook two days after the game.The Football Association are also reviewing complaints that Mourinho used abusive or sexist language towards Carneiro.

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Human Hybrids (human-dogs) Being Sold Now To The Super Rich

Scientists in an undercover laboratory in Vancouver have been spending years researching, not for the cure of any of the dreaded diseases, but, for something weird.They succeeded in this jaw-dropping  way to cross humans with dogs, just to cater for a market of very rich people who like collecting

Adebimpe The Facebook Girl by Onihaxy Part 3 (Rating 19+)

Just after 2mins of her kissing me, shestopped and wentstraight to my kitchen, as she was going, shesaid, “baby, I don’twant to travel empty stomach so as not tocollapse in the bus”.Chai, wetin I go do?. The rehearsals are gone,the boldness tofrown at her is gone, I don’t even know if Ishould confront herabout her facebook messages, what if I do,what will be herreaction?. A lot of thoughts was just runningthrough my head.She located my noodles carton and started cooking while westarted conversation

Me: bimbe, what went wrong between you andyour cousin?
Bimpe:. Don’t mind that my uncle jaree, I toldhim that I’m returning today and that he should give memoney but he refusedsaying he doesn’t have money.
Me:***thinking in my mind that “so this girl isexpecting me topay the return T.fare again?”***. really?, whywill he do that tohis kid sister?
Bimpe:. He said I should wait till wednesdaybut I insist that I’mreturning today which is sunday.
Me: that’s bad of him oooo. Did u offend himbefore now?
Bimpe: no ooooo. He is just a stingy relative.If not that Imistakenly spoke with him about coming toakure to seesomeone which Is you, then he insisted that Imust come to hisplace, in fact, he called my mum that I amcoming to his place sothere is nothing I can do about it than tolodge at his place
Me: eeyah. That’s family bond. Family willalways want to betogether. But wait, which area in this akure ishe living?
Bimpe: somewhere around ijoka.
Me : ***then I remembered the address I sawin her facebookchat was exactly ijoka. Sunday bustop to beprecise***.Baby, that is just 40mins journey from hereooo. Won’t I get tomeet my in-law facially?
Bimpe: I told you we aren’t in good terms.infact, I insulted himthis morning and left there with anger, so its not ideal for now,maybe during my next visit.
Me: ok
Bimpe: baby, its 10:20am now and I should leave around 12pm so as to get to PHC earlier. So what do u keep for me. Won’t you buy provisions, cosmetics and cloth for your baby?
Me: I frowned and said BIMPE! U are very wicked and a bad person, infact, I’m not happy with you, I should tell you this * I have made up my mind to tell her she is a cheat, prostitute and a scammer.
Bimpe: *shocked
she came closer, placedhand on my head,takes it down to my chest and plants a kisson my mouth. Then she asked “what’s my offence my husband”

Me: ****with this little kiss and the soft touchfrom her palms plus the seductive way she used the tip of herb###m to rub my back,my brain was formatted again**** bimpe, I was sick since yesterday which I told u about, u can’t evenask about my health,all u can do is to ask for provisions, its unfairooooo. ***dats allI could utter, I don’t know what sealed mymouth***.Immediately, she sat on my laps, rubbed myhead with herhands, pressed her bosoms on me harder and said “I’m sorrybaby”. I still wear a frown wondering why Ilost the courage toconfront and rebuke her.She noticed this and kissed me passionatelythis time. Its wasromantic that I enjoyed it. As we were kissing,my hand locateher shirt button, I was about to loose it, shesaid “stop stopstop”, the indomie should be burning by now, Ineed to go andcheck it. She stood up from my laps and wentto the kitchenleaving me with hard on.I said to myself again… Chaii onihaxy, u mustbe the greatestfool of the first order………………………..Just as I sat down sadly on the bed nursingmy hard-on. Shecalled me from the kitchen to join her ineating the noodles. Iwent to meet her in the kitchen. After finishingthe noodles, Iwent back to sit on the bed while she sat atthe other edge of thebed.

BIMPE: baby, I will miss you, if not for mycousin. I would havelodge at your place
ME: its no problem.
BIMPE: hope you will also give me somethingto give my friendsat school because they will be expecting
ME: ok, dat reminds me. Now that your cousinrefuse to give youmoney, how will you get to PHC?
BIMPE: oh baby, I know you won’t watch mebeen stranded inakure. After my cousin, u are the only person Ihave here. Plshelp me
ME: but today is sunday and banks doesn’topen, how do I do it?
BIMPE: ****she suddenly wear a sad face andstarted sheddingtears**** pls onihaxy. I beg of you, pls useyour ATM and helpme, I have a test of 4unit course tomorrow morning please.******continue with the sad face****
ME: instantly, I felt pity for her, I felt her pain,I thought of hertest. I just don’t know where the MR nice guyin me came from. Ireplied her that “don’t worry, I will try and getsomething from theATM.Bimpe was so happy that she kissed meagain, this time it wasmore romantic and passionate. I locate hershirt button again.This time, she didn’t resist, I press on to herbra, dipped my handinto it, located her Tips, I was squeezing andpressing. I tracedmy hands down to her abdomen, still doingthe kissing. Just as Iwas about unzipping her trouser, she said“STOP”, I refused butshe removed her mouth and shifted a bit
BIMPE: baby, don’t you think its too early forus to have s#x?. Weare going to get married and enjoy ourselvestill eternity, whyshould we rush?. And besides, this is our firstdate dear. Pls******she wore this innocent girl look*******I just wore a straight face and refuse to sayanything. Shenoticed that I am unhappy. So she camecloser again in kissedme. She started rubbing my chest, I was happy thinking she is ready to play. Just as I was about pressingher bosoms, she heldmy hand and say, “baby, pls hurry to the bankbecos of time, Iwill surprise you when you are back Immediately I heard the word suprise, Isuddenly smile andbecame restless. I dashed into my wardrobe,picked up a shirt.Picked my ATM card. Just as I was aboutstepping out of theroom, her phone was ringing****

Download All New EA FIFA 16 Android

The much awaited Fifa 16 game has been launched and is now available world wide. The mobile version of Fifa 16 is tagged: Fifa 16 Ultimate team. Fifa 16 for Android comes with large changes in the game. Fifa 15 launched this time last year with only small modification to the previous version but this time there has been a major overhaul to the game mechanics.

Fifa 16 for Android is produced based on what is termed a new engine based on PlayStation 3 and X-box 360 game play. It also features new Enhanced Hybrid Controls that touted to be better that the previous control system. Better graphics than the previous games with players becoming intelligent in attack and defence.

Once exciting new feature is the addition of a whole new amount of realistic player celebration. There is now also the ability to trigger a specific and unique celebration after a goal is scored, this feature is just awesome. Get ready for better skill moves, more exciting goals, more responsive controls, smarter team-mates, and improved animations as you play a match.

Fifa 16 for Android features

*All New Engine with better mechanics and improved animations
Over 10000 Players including 500 licensed Teams.

*Recreate challenges from current live-event football matches.

*Create your own fantasy team. Choose your play style, formation, kits, and more.

*New Exchange system to exchange unwanted players and items

Requirements.

This is a highly detailed game of superior quality. Please make sure you have at least 1.4GB of free space on your device**
Requires Android: 4.4 or higher
Version: Fifa 16 for Android Ultimate team version 2.0.102647

Install instructions

Install apk
Place data folder in SDCard/Android/Obb/
Play online

Parts download

download part 1/ download part 2/ download part 3/ download part 4/ download part 5/ download part 6

How to install Games On Android Phones

 
Basically, you must find an APK file that you want. Search this blog or the internet for an APK file and download it. Before you can install it on your phone you will need to make sure that third-party apps are allowed on your device. Go to Menu > Settings > Security > and check “Unknown Sources” to allow your phone to install apps from sources other than the Google Play Store. Download ES explorer or any other efficient compression management app; this is a valuable tool for unzipping compressed files.

STAND ALONE APK

click from within the file manager or ES explorer to install
accept all prompts
launch and use
APK + DATA (game with cache)

Download 2 files (*.apk installation file and .zip or .rar file), that are under the game description.
To access the files you downloaded using your device you need to have ES File Explorer or a worthy equivalent.

Select the .zip or .rar file and tap Extract tap OK.
Using ES explorer move the “com.xxx.xxx” folder to the appropriate folder often android/obb or android/data, the path will be indicated on the app details page.

After you extract files go back to Download folder (previous step), tap the *.apk file and then Install.

Once the installation is complete run the game and enjoy it.
It is recommended that you delete the installation files from the download folder to free u your device space.

PART FILES

Some Android Games come in parts; here  you’ll have to download each part and merge them into one folder

Download all parts of the file made available
Make sure that al the downloaded parts are contained in the same folder if not they will not work.

Using ES explorer extract ONLY the first file i.e. part one
Follow the instructions contained in the previous section “APK + DATA” Enjoy

With this you shouldn’t have any trouble when attempting to install Android apps or games.

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