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Man U's Ryan Giggs' £2million mansion painted with vile abuses after his wife leaves him for cheating with another lady

 

Manchester United football legend and current assistant coach Ryan Giggs' 2million Pounds mansion has been covered in graffiti of vile abuses after it was revealed his wife, Stacey, left him because he cheated on her with a PR girl and showered expensive gifts on the girl.

Vandals painted the words 'I hope she was worth it'  along with 'Welsh c***t' on his gate and walls as the Manchester United man gears up for a messy divorce scandal.


Giggs' wife Stacey, 37, walked out on the  millionaire football legend after she lost patience with his womanizing ways and the Police have been called to investigate the wall and gate vandalising incident.
A team has been called to try and scrub away the messages but it is likely to take all day according to the police.

His wife has stayed with him even after he cheated on her with his brother's wife or 8 years and even paid her to abort his child, but she took the last straw after he cheated on her with PR girl, 32-year-old Kate Greville and even showered her with gifts, handbags, flowers and expensive items.

The footballer, 42, also spent £150,000 on a controversial legal battle to hush up his affair with a glamour model.
But it has now emerged that his wife now wants a divorce, and he stands to lose half his £40million fortune.

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Source: DailyMailUK

"White House sex"-The Tale Of A Private Lesson Teacher By Onihaxy Part 2

Over the weekend, I had a fresh hair cut, a fresh perfume, a new 3 packs of shirt all ahead of my new job. I relocated to my own apartment in akure where I used to live before I left for service.
Finally, its monday, I went straight to my new job at 10am.
“Ko ko ko”, I knocked on the gate, the gateman opened, looked at me. He recognised me. Madam no dey around,
“he replied” but madam say make aunty janet attend to you, aunty janet dey
inside.
I entered into the compound. Knock on the main door. “Ko ko ko”. Who is that?, a voice answered from inside.
Its me onihaxy, I replied. She opened the door and stood at the entrance. **Chaiiiiii, janet was wearing a black round neck top, the Tips were pointing out, I guess she isn’t wearing a bra, she wore a micro mini skirt, she has an average height with a yam leg*******

JANET: ****i guess she can’t recognise seeing me days back, well its normal sha, girls don’t recollect seeing guys but guy can always recollect seeing a lady at 12midnight.****,who are u looking for?
ME: I am the new lesson teacher. Mummy told me to resume today.
JANET:, ****still not smiling**** really?, come in and have your
seat……. Sikira!!!!!!!, where is this silly girl?, she screamed. **i thought in mind, this girl must be mean, see the wey she dey scream on this poor girl.**** sikira came out, she saw me sitting, she smiled at me and said “Hello sir”, I smiled back and said “hi”. Janet frowned at her and shouted at her,
“pick this cup and get out of here, “. Sikira left and janet turned to me. I looked at her again and can’t believe she is 19. Her body shape looks 24.
She is robust like “akebaje”. She sat down on the other chair, she smiled a little.
JANET: I’m sorry pls, that is just lazy, if I don’t shout at her, she will never work. So what is your name again?
ME: onihaxy
JANET: ok, mummy already informed I and my brother that you will be coming around to tutor us. So let’s talk
ME: ok
JANET: I hope you will tutor well because you will be the 4th
teacher to be employed this year, they all are not good at teaching, and when I notice that you are not good, I will report you to mum and you will be fired.
ME: **my heart skip beats****, I am a good and born teacher, I will try my best.
JANET: better. So let’s discuss the time table. Mummy said 5
times a week but I want it 3 or 4 times. And mummy must not
know about this. Understood?
ME: ****no wonder you no pass jamb, lazy girl****. Ok, I replied
JANET: so what time and day will be ok for you?
ME: any day and time you fix is ok
JANET: anyday and time?. I thought you teach at a school? Or
don’t you work elsewhere?
ME: ***chaiiiiiiii, this girl is rude oooo, see as she dey question
me****, I used to teach when I served. I just passed out and still job hunting.
JANET: *raised eye brow* so you are a
graduate?, you have served?, waaooooooh, I was thinking you are an
NCE holder or school cert. That is interesting. She smiled.
ME: ***chaiii, see as my small stature dey embarrass me****. So
what time will u prefer?
JANET: monday, Wednesday, friday and saturday. You will come at 2pm, teach me till 4pm when gideon will be back from school. Then start with gideon from 4:30 to 6pm. Is that ok by you.
ME: its ok. So can we start today?.
JANET: no problem, will you wait behind? Or come back by 2pm?
ME: **thought***, I think I will come back. But where is mummy
JANET: don’t you know she will be at work? She is a banker and won’t be back untill 6:30pm or 7pm.
ME: **chaiii, this girl is naturally rude***, ok janet, I will be back
by 2pm.
JANET: wait, let me have your number just incase. ”Sikara!!!!!!!!!!!, bring my phone for me on my bed” she screamed.
Sikira came with the phone. Janet collected it from sikira while sikira is still standing there. She smiled at me again.
JANET: call your number
ME: 0806323********
JANET: saved, ****she flashed my number*******
ME: I got it, let me be on my way, I will be back
by 2pm. She returned the phone to sikira to return, I left the compound, walked out to the gate. Just as I was outsited the gate, my phone ranged. I looked at the screen, it was an unknown number. I picked
ME: hello, who is this?
CALLER: its me sikirat, that is my number, save it. I will call you later, bye.***hanged up****
I got home wondering, what does sikirat wants from me?. She must have memorised my number while I was calling it to janet.
**fast forward***. Its 1:30pm, I left my house and set out for my lesson job. I arrived at the white house, knocked on the gate and the gateman ushered me in. I went straight to the main door entrance. A heavy sound of. “I fit
die ontop your matter” was coming out of the room that no one could hear me knocking. Then I remembered I have janet’s number. I called her and no one picked. I called sikirat that I’m outside,. A minute later, the door was opened. I entered and met janet on a pink top and a bump short. She was sweating, then I guess she must have been dancing.
ME: hi jane, I’m here for the lesson,
JANET: “eeeehhmmm onihaxy” did I get it right?
ME: yes
JANET: see I’m tired oooo. I’m not sure I will do lesson today. I have been dancing since. If not for sikirat who told me that it seems someone is knocking, I wouldn’t have known you are outside
ME: ****chaii, omo see sense, this sikirat wise oooo****. Ok jane, so what will happen now.
JANET: maybe you should wait for gideon to be back from school. Then you should teach him.
ME: ok
JANET: what should I offer you?
ME: ****why dis girl dey act nice this time na?****. I’m ok for
now,
I waited for gideon and I thought him mathematics. I continued the lesson since that day. Janet will skip lessons most times and I dare not tell mummy. Sikiratwill sneak to call me. She said aunty janet and mummy must not
catch her. Most times, we will do midnite call, we do talk about everything except sex. I guess she doesn’t want to bring it up and I wasn’t interested neither. I would still prefer janet to sikirat any day. until one day when sikirat said she wants to tell me something.
ME: hello sikirat, u said you wanted to tell me Something.
SIKIRAT: please I need your help. I don’t know if you will help me
ME: just say it first.
SIKIRAT:. I wanted a service that I can’t afford to pay for
ME: what service dear?
SIKIRAT: I’m shy to say it.
ME: just say it dear
SIKIrAT: emmmmm ehhmmmm eeehhmmm. You see, I dropped
out at JSS2. I have passion to go to school but my parents don’t
have the capacity. A sister who brought me to akure from ilorin promised my parents to send me to school. Only to end up renting me out madam when we reach akure. I still want education
ME: you mean you want to go back to school?
SIKIRAT: not really
ME: so what do you want?
SIKIRAT: I want you to be teaching me lesson but I don’t have money to pay.
ME: that’s not a problem sikirat. Whenever I come next, I will be
teaching you when I’m through with janet and gideon
SIKIRAT: no oooo, mummy and aunty janet will not support it, they hate me so much, infact, they might send me out of the house.
ME: so what do you want us to do?
SIKIRAT: I will be coming to your house
ME: *****my heart skipped beat*****. When and how?
SIkiRAT: I used to go to market to buy house needs every 5 days.
I can spend like 2hrs at your place before going to market. And also on friday nights. Everyone used to go to vigil and I am always the only one at home with the gateman, I can always
come around… Abi ur wife will not support it?
ME: looolz, wife kee?, I have not married, and I’m not in any relationship for now.
SIKIRAT: you mean you don’t have any girlfriend?
ME: yes
SIKiRaT: thank God oooo, no one will say I want to use lesson to snatch her boyfriend.
After the conversation, I was wondering how midnite lessons will look like. Chaiiii, sikirat no go kill me ooooooooooo….

"White House sex"-The Tale Of A Private Lesson Teacher By Onihaxy Part 1

Passing out parade has come and gone, I will definitely miss my friends, my PPA, my environment in ota, a lot of thoughts were running through my mind as I was packing and arranging my loads. I begin to ask myself, “after service year then what next?”.
I had tried to apply for jobs during my service year but I couldn’t get a befitting job. My friends that were born with a silver spoon had jobs waiting for them at home, “Which kind wahala be this?”, I picked my bag, board a bus to akure. On getting home, my family and neighbours welcomed me, it was as if a white man came on a visit. People are asking me questions, some were greeting, some were asking for what I brought.
As days rolled by, I begin to search for what to do, I moved round the town to see if I could get a job somewhere.
One day while I was passing by on the 3rd street, I saw a woman coming out of a mighty duplex, the house was painted white,. She was pasting a notice on her gate as I was passing by. I moved closer to see the what she was pasting,and on it I saw ” A home lesson teacher wanted URGENTLY”.
Chaiii, I ignored at first and moved on. After walking about 8 steps. I stopped and think. ***** why I go refuse this job na?, dem be rich people ooo, so
dem fit pay.*****, I stopped thinking, I went back the house, I knocked on the gate and the gateman ushered me in. the gateman took me to the the door entrance, called out the woman and left.
ME: good afternoon ma
MADAM: good afternoon young man, how can I help you?
ME: I saw you pasting a notice the other time and I decided to apply.
MADAM: you mean the home tutor job?
ME: Yes
MADAM: hope u passed your WAEC? And how was the result?.
ME: *****smiled*****, yes man I do.
MADAM: but I will prefer a graduate because my first daughter
wants to write jamb and post jamb, so a graduate will do better,
ME: *****i looked at myself and thought, “chaiiii, small stature na bad thing oooo, se I no look like graduate
ni?”***** smiled, I’m a graduate ma.
MADAM: really?, oooohh, pls I am so sorry for the embarrassment, so sorry please, u look very young, please come
in please.
************she ushered me into the living room************
The interior of the room is a nice one, a colourful design and
furnitures. I sat on the chair and she sat down opposite to me.
MADAM: I’m sorry for the other time
ME: its not a problem ma
MaDAM: which state are you from?
ME: edo
MADAM: how old are you.
ME: ****felt embarrassed*** 23
MADAM: 23? Then what age did you graduate?
ME: 21 Ma
MADAM: ***smiled*** u must be a genius, I like that. So let’s get
to business. My first daughter janet is 19, she failed her last
jamb attempt, so she is writing another one, so u will teach her physics, chemistry and math, less I forget. What’s your course?
ME: chemistry Ma
MaDAM: then you should be able to do well then,
ME: ok ma, ***i looked at the photo on the wall directly in front of
me, its of a very pretty young lady, she is fair and has a big burst. This must be janet, “chaiiiii, omo see bobby****
MADAM: I also have a son, 12 in jss3, u will be teaching him mathematics.
Me: ok ma.
MADAM: ********called someone by the name “sikira”. Sikira!!! , bring a bottle of coke for me with a glass
cup******.A young girl appeared from the kitchen, her dressing shows that
she must be the house maid. She is fair too but not up to janet, she must be in her early 20′s I guess, she has this local inbuilt beauty, a nice dimple and a an average sized bosoms. She served the coke and turned back. Chaiiiiiiii, omo see a$$$$$$. Its that type of mercy johnson’s. I sipped the coke and continues the discussion.
MADAM: that is my house maid, no tempt her with your fine boy
look oooooo,
ME: ok ma.
Madam: just kidding. So how much are you charging me?
ME: *****thought for a while, viewed the look of the house, the cars I saw outside***** 30k ma.
MADAM: heeeeeeeee, when I’m not employing you to train her for
cambridge. I will pay you 20k per month for the 2 children.
ME: ok ma
MADAM: let me give you a little rule. Don’t go beyond academics with my daughter, I think you understand what I meant?. If you do, I will send hired killer to kill you.
ME: ok ma, *******so this woman is only concerned about her daughter’s yansh, what about sikira?*****. Sorry
ma, can I ask a question?
Madam: go ahead.
ME: please are the children around?! I want to introduce myself to them****for my mind, I wan see how janet looks like in reality****.
MaDAM: janet went to a friend’s birthday party, gideon my son is
sleeping inside. Maybe when you resume lesson, you will know them
ME: thanks ma. One more thing please, I wish to meet daddy too.
MADAM: laughs, daddy is not in nigeria,.
Me: ok ma, let me take my leave, I will resume on monday. I exchanged number with madam, stood up and about to leave when sikira came out to pick the bottle. She looked into my eyes and released a cute smile, her dimple made a hole. I smiled back at her too. I dashed out of the compound. As I stood infront of the gate, a cab dropped a young girl infront the house. I recognised the face as the same thing I saw on the picture, this must be janet. I said to her “HI”. She just ignored, passed by and knock on the gate which the gateman later opened. I said to my self. Chaiiiii, why this girl come rude and dey arrogant like this na?... ... .

Adebimpe The Facebook Girl by Onihaxy Part 1 (Rating 19+)

Early february. I met adebimpe on facebook as a mutual friend to one of my friends. One thing led to another, we started chatting on BBM and early march, we started E-dating.
3weeks ago, we discussed on how we will see facially and she suggested to travel down to meet me in akure if only I can send T.fare.

Adebimpe is a student of uniport so she fully based in PHC.I was so happy that I started day dreaming how the visitation will look like, the romance, fun, love-making etc. .On the 14th of april, I sent 10k into her account as Tfare. She called me to tellme she got the money. And the travelling preparation began.
The D-day came. I have cleaned up my room,bought foodstuffs, bought a new pack of CD., wen she dropped at akure garage, I told her to pick a bike to my house address which she did, she got to my house at around 5pm. I ushered her in, gave her soft drinks and we were chating.
When it was 6pm,she shocked me by telling me she has a cousin here in akure and that’s where she will be staying through out her 3days of stay and dat I shd visit her at her cousin’s place the following day.
I was so sad but Ididn’t show it, I faked a smile and walk her off to take bike.I come dey reason am say “se na like dis my 10k go waste?”.

The next day, I didn’t go to visit her and I lied that I was sick with the mindset that she will come to my place instead. But na lie,all she could do was to call me and ask after my health.That nite, I couldn’t sleep. I was just wondering how silly I am. I just put my fone in silence and forcefully slept off.
As I woke up around 6am in the morning, I picked my fone and I saw a text from adebimpe. Which says “baby u know I will be leaving today, wat time should I come to visit u so as to get my return Tfare”.

Chaiii, na so my head spark.

Adebimpe The Facebook Girl by Onihaxy Part 2

Just while I was wondering about my stupidity, my memory started flashing back to the how we started……….After sending her a friend request on facebook which she accepted. We chat about academics, life in general.
As time goes on, we were so fond of each other that we confided in each other.She told me about her relationship that just ended with mike due to emotional and physical abuse. She told me how mike didn’t love her, how he violently demand for s#x, how he always demanded for anal s3x which she always rejected not until one day when mike drugged her drink and she was unconscious while mike had his way through her bombom.

I felt so sorry for her that I always keep her company on chats. We do exchange pictures, voice notes and videos. The feelings was developing gradually until the day I asked her out…It took her up to 2weeks to give a yes answer, after giving me eyes, we started the E-dating proper.
Its was fun all through because we chat almost every minutes, I will always call her time to time which she don’t always return but I never mind. As at march, our intimacy grew to the extent that we engage in dirty chats.
Chaii, adebimpe is a guru at it. She will always tell me about her sexcapades with her ex, how she gives Mouth Gig and swallows the c#m. How she do perform56 styles. Infact, every nite, I do make sure myfone is charged so as to enjoy each nite moment of sex chat,after chat, she will call me in the midnite for phone sex. One nite during our normal chat, we were like;

Bimpe: baby, I’m getting wet to much disdays, each time I feel like having you in me.

Me: the feelings is mutual baby, same thinghere

Bimpe: pls can u do me an urgent favour?

Me: what favour is that dear?

Bimpe:. Pls send pics of your erected D##k tome.

Me: *suprised*. Waoo, but on one condition,

Bimpe:. What’s the condition?

Me: u will send ur own nudes to me

Bimpe:. Don’t worry dear, just be patient till we meet, I will give you a surprise package you will always remember for the rest ofyour life

Me:, really?, tell me about it

Bimpe:. You know what?. I will suck you while you will c#m 3times in my mouth and I will swallow. I will give u the bestd####e u have ever experienced and atleast 30out of my 56 s#xpositions

Me: chai *my D##k responded to the signal* I can’t wait for that dear.

The chat ended with a nice phonesex till Islept of and I had this nasty dream of me and adebimpe…………….I woke up from my “day-dreaming” and beginto wonder whatactually happened. I began to compare thebimpe who is always nasty on chats and always look forward to us been together withthe bimbe who barely spend 1 hour with meonly to tell me she is going to stay over at her cousin’s place whomshe didn’t tell me about earlier.while I was still imagining.

My phone rang and I tried checking who is on the line, it was bimpe. I didn’t pick the calls cos I was so mad at mysef, considering the 3bottles of alomo I have bought, the preparations and the likes.
I ignore more of her calls. I decided to open my operamini and browsemy facebook towhile away time. As the facebook home page opened. On the username, I saw her email filled in it, and on the password. I saw 8 dots just as normal password code.

Immediately I got aflash back that when she came to my house on day 1, she asked for my fone to use because her blackberry battery was flat. I remembered she logged out before returningthe fone to me. Soas I was wondering whay could have happened, I then recollect that a notification that says “do you want opera to keep your password for this page?” Usually comes up,then I assumed she must have selected YES. I gladly logged in into her account and browse through her messages.

To my surprise, bimpe does the same flirt chat she did to me with like 4 other guys. The one that shocked me most was a guy on her message named “swordman”. The guyal so lives in akure according to their chats. She also told the guy that she wish to come to akure to visit her, but the guy said in the chat that he didn’t have money to finance the transport of which bimpe replied that “don’t worry, I will sort out myself”. On seeing this, my headrang a bell. I felt an headache instantly. I took my time to read through all their conversations and I discovered that she do exchange nudes with the guy, they flirt to the extreme, and theywere also dating.

It was then I got the true image that bimpe is actually with another guy whom she said its a cousin. But again Ithought of it that she invited me to comethere yesterday, can she be with another guy and still invite me?,The time was now 8:43am. I called bimpe and told her that I want to visit her at her cousin’s place and that she should give methe address. Shebreplied me that “I’m sorry, u can’t come, I and my cousin had aserious misunderstanding yesterday nite and till this morning.Infact, we haven’t spoke since last nite till now, so its not advisable for you to come” I said ok and then hanged up.I said to my self that chaiiii………..onihaxy, yoube first classmaga.

Just as I was imagining my “mumurity”, I don’t know either to trace the address I found on facebook, or to set her up, kidnap her and molest her, so many evil things were just going through my mind, then a text message came in from bimpe which says ”baby, I am on my way to your place”. Gangaun, my head sparked again, I started rehearsing how I will shout on her, I was reasoning if I should show her my discovery or not. I don’t know what to do next, I was just restless. Walking up and down my room. About 30mins later. I heard the sound “ko ko ko” on my door. Who is that was my response to the knock, and a sweet voice came from outside saying its me bimpe.I frowned and open the door. Before I knew it,she dropped her luggage, hugged me and then planted a kisson my lips. Before I knew what was happening, I have forgot all my rehearsals……………

To be be continued...

Adebimpe The Facebook Girl by Onihaxy Part 3 (Rating 19+)

Just after 2mins of her kissing me, shestopped and wentstraight to my kitchen, as she was going, shesaid, “baby, I don’twant to travel empty stomach so as not tocollapse in the bus”.Chai, wetin I go do?. The rehearsals are gone,the boldness tofrown at her is gone, I don’t even know if Ishould confront herabout her facebook messages, what if I do,what will be herreaction?. A lot of thoughts was just runningthrough my head.She located my noodles carton and started cooking while westarted conversation

Me: bimbe, what went wrong between you andyour cousin?
Bimpe:. Don’t mind that my uncle jaree, I toldhim that I’m returning today and that he should give memoney but he refusedsaying he doesn’t have money.
Me:***thinking in my mind that “so this girl isexpecting me topay the return T.fare again?”***. really?, whywill he do that tohis kid sister?
Bimpe:. He said I should wait till wednesdaybut I insist that I’mreturning today which is sunday.
Me: that’s bad of him oooo. Did u offend himbefore now?
Bimpe: no ooooo. He is just a stingy relative.If not that Imistakenly spoke with him about coming toakure to seesomeone which Is you, then he insisted that Imust come to hisplace, in fact, he called my mum that I amcoming to his place sothere is nothing I can do about it than tolodge at his place
Me: eeyah. That’s family bond. Family willalways want to betogether. But wait, which area in this akure ishe living?
Bimpe: somewhere around ijoka.
Me : ***then I remembered the address I sawin her facebookchat was exactly ijoka. Sunday bustop to beprecise***.Baby, that is just 40mins journey from hereooo. Won’t I get tomeet my in-law facially?
Bimpe: I told you we aren’t in good terms.infact, I insulted himthis morning and left there with anger, so its not ideal for now,maybe during my next visit.
Me: ok
Bimpe: baby, its 10:20am now and I should leave around 12pm so as to get to PHC earlier. So what do u keep for me. Won’t you buy provisions, cosmetics and cloth for your baby?
Me: I frowned and said BIMPE! U are very wicked and a bad person, infact, I’m not happy with you, I should tell you this * I have made up my mind to tell her she is a cheat, prostitute and a scammer.
Bimpe: *shocked
she came closer, placedhand on my head,takes it down to my chest and plants a kisson my mouth. Then she asked “what’s my offence my husband”

Me: ****with this little kiss and the soft touchfrom her palms plus the seductive way she used the tip of herb###m to rub my back,my brain was formatted again**** bimpe, I was sick since yesterday which I told u about, u can’t evenask about my health,all u can do is to ask for provisions, its unfairooooo. ***dats allI could utter, I don’t know what sealed mymouth***.Immediately, she sat on my laps, rubbed myhead with herhands, pressed her bosoms on me harder and said “I’m sorrybaby”. I still wear a frown wondering why Ilost the courage toconfront and rebuke her.She noticed this and kissed me passionatelythis time. Its wasromantic that I enjoyed it. As we were kissing,my hand locateher shirt button, I was about to loose it, shesaid “stop stopstop”, the indomie should be burning by now, Ineed to go andcheck it. She stood up from my laps and wentto the kitchenleaving me with hard on.I said to myself again… Chaii onihaxy, u mustbe the greatestfool of the first order………………………..Just as I sat down sadly on the bed nursingmy hard-on. Shecalled me from the kitchen to join her ineating the noodles. Iwent to meet her in the kitchen. After finishingthe noodles, Iwent back to sit on the bed while she sat atthe other edge of thebed.

BIMPE: baby, I will miss you, if not for mycousin. I would havelodge at your place
ME: its no problem.
BIMPE: hope you will also give me somethingto give my friendsat school because they will be expecting
ME: ok, dat reminds me. Now that your cousinrefuse to give youmoney, how will you get to PHC?
BIMPE: oh baby, I know you won’t watch mebeen stranded inakure. After my cousin, u are the only person Ihave here. Plshelp me
ME: but today is sunday and banks doesn’topen, how do I do it?
BIMPE: ****she suddenly wear a sad face andstarted sheddingtears**** pls onihaxy. I beg of you, pls useyour ATM and helpme, I have a test of 4unit course tomorrow morning please.******continue with the sad face****
ME: instantly, I felt pity for her, I felt her pain,I thought of hertest. I just don’t know where the MR nice guyin me came from. Ireplied her that “don’t worry, I will try and getsomething from theATM.Bimpe was so happy that she kissed meagain, this time it wasmore romantic and passionate. I locate hershirt button again.This time, she didn’t resist, I press on to herbra, dipped my handinto it, located her Tips, I was squeezing andpressing. I tracedmy hands down to her abdomen, still doingthe kissing. Just as Iwas about unzipping her trouser, she said“STOP”, I refused butshe removed her mouth and shifted a bit
BIMPE: baby, don’t you think its too early forus to have s#x?. Weare going to get married and enjoy ourselvestill eternity, whyshould we rush?. And besides, this is our firstdate dear. Pls******she wore this innocent girl look*******I just wore a straight face and refuse to sayanything. Shenoticed that I am unhappy. So she camecloser again in kissedme. She started rubbing my chest, I was happy thinking she is ready to play. Just as I was about pressingher bosoms, she heldmy hand and say, “baby, pls hurry to the bankbecos of time, Iwill surprise you when you are back Immediately I heard the word suprise, Isuddenly smile andbecame restless. I dashed into my wardrobe,picked up a shirt.Picked my ATM card. Just as I was aboutstepping out of theroom, her phone was ringing****

Reasons Not To Complain When Ladies Seek For Already Made Men. (men's round)

I am very aware that what I am about to write will not go down well with many readers on this forum, but then, the truth must be told.In as much as I do not support single ladies being too forward about money and material things, I do not support a single guy going into a relationship when he has not found his direction in life; more especially nowadays that increase in population has made it very difficult for young people to find job after school.I will be making reference to the Holy Bible to back up my stand, but before then, let's take a look at some of the disadvantages of a guy going into a committed relationship when he is still struggling:

1. He gets distracted:

women are emotional creatures that require lots of emotional attention to satisfy, so for a guy who's still struggling financially, keeping a committed relationship will most likely distract him from chasing his life dreams.

2. Financial waste:

no matter what you think or say, keeping a girlfriend cost money, especially nowadays that technology has taken over the world.Buying call cards to say hi to her, buying gifts for her on special occasions, taking her out for dates, and other frivolous spending cost money which the guy can invest on himself to acquire ICT skill/certification, etc.I won't bore you guys with too many points, so let me jump straight to the Bible backing.

During the process of creation as narrated in the book of Genesis, the world was without form, nothing existed and God created heaven and earth, sea, oceans, forests, trees, animals and every other thing on earth.And God looked at the earth and saw its beauty, and decided to create the first human.Please I want you guys to pay close attention to the preceding paragraphs of this write-up.

When God decided to create human being, God didn't create man and woman the same day, instead God first created man- Adam.

  Adam lived alone for long, moving around the earth (Garden of Eden), taking care of the animals, trees, fishes, etc and God saw that He was lonely and needed company and helper, and God decided to create Eve to keep Adam company and to also be his helper.

  The moment Adam woke up and saw Eve, he fell in love with Eve without waiting for many years to develop love, and Eve also fell in love with him without having to screen him to know how much he's worth and whathe has to offer her.

Note 1: there's true love at first sight, don't doubt it or condemn it, its real!

My point:God first created Adam, and Adam had virtually everything he needed to survive- shelter (whether under tree or whatever), food, etc before God brought him a wife!So to the single guys reading this, please pray to God to bless your daily life activities so that you can succeed first before getting a woman, and you know why?

1. Woman is not the most important thing to a man, his work (goal in life) is.Give a poor man the most beautiful woman who truly loves him, I bet you guys the man will run abandon the woman lol

2. A man feels more good in a relationship when he is financially stable than when he is financially broke!

3. No matter how rich a man's girlfriend/wife is, the man will never feel satisfied with the woman until he himself is financially stable too.

4. The true behaviour of a man can only be known when he is financially okay, and not when he is broke!

5. Naturally, by default, every woman desires to be with a man who is more financially capable than her.  This is one major reason Oprah Winfrey never married. Same reason Linda Ikeji, Genevieve Nnaji, Rita Domnic, Agbani Darego, Rihanna, etc are all single secretly searching for that guy that has more money and fame to come make their dream come true.

Don't ever think guys aren't proposing to the aforementioned ladies because I can bet my nairaland username that thousands of suitors who may not be as rich and popular as them are asking them out on daily basis.

So guys stop nagging and attacking the ladies; ladies aren't the problem, our common enemies are the past and present politicians who ruined our national economy, leaving the youths helpless and jobless!It is the politicians that we youths should hate and attack for embezzling our common national wealth for their personal use.

We need to pray for a better Nigeria with many great job opportunities for the youths, and we must also condemn giving better jobs to females who do not qualify to the detriment of guys with better qualification.

Lastly, ladies please I am not encouraging going after already made guys only, please give all guys equal chance of friendship because that broke guy today maybe the next Forbe's billionaire tomorrow, so always pray for God's direction and do use your wisdom!

Marathon Sex: Married Woman Dies After Sleeping With 4 Chinese Workers For N40,000

Man bribed to keep quiet over wife’s death in marathon sex session at Gov Emmanuel’s building site in Awa, Onna LGAA messy sex scandal has blown up in the face of the Governor of Akwa Ibom State, Deacon Udom Emmanuel. Sources in Awa, Governor Udom Emmanuel’s village in Onna local government area, said the deadly act of Sodomy took place about three weeks ago but information about the calamity is just coming into the open now.The details of the steamy story of gang sex,booze and death are that Chinese construction workers who are currently building a multi-billion naira country mansion for the governor of Akwa Ibom State, Deacon Udom Emmanuel, in his home town of Awa, one day about three weeks ago felt like satisfying the desire of the flesh after being separated from their spouses for months. So the Chinese men reportedly commissioned a local man who worked with them on site to arrange a woman for them to help them easetension.According to the sources, the Chinese construction workers who wanted escapades were four in all. Their pimp brought a local married woman, who they agreed to pay N40,000 at a rate of N10,000 per man. The woman’s name was given as Mrs Mercy Samuel Akpa Umoh of Udo Okpon family in Ikot Ishiet village in Onna local government area. It is gathered that after some negotiation, the woman agreed to sleep with the four Chinese construction workers four the N40,000 with each man taking his turn.Once the fee was agreed, the marathon sex session began. But somewhere into the act, tragedy struck. The woman, who must have had too much from the four agile young men, died while Udom’s construction workers were taking their turns against her.A storm followed. On learning of the incident, the husband of the deceased, Mr Samuel Akpa Umoh, informed his family members about what had had happened. A complaint was laid with the village head. Samuel’s family members and the biological family members of his deceased wife, who was from the family of Ufot Mbe in Ikot Ebiere village in Onna local area, came together in grief and anger and planned to storm Udom’s construction site to get the Chinese culprits.The governor was promptly tipped off. He wasted no time in rushing home to hold a peace meeting with the families of the deceased. After much negotiation, the governor was asked to seal the lips of the grieving families with a compensation of N20,000,000 (twenty million naira). He promptly paid the money and begged them not to ever tell anyone about what happened.He pleaded with the families of the deceased to cooperate with him and hush up the matter to avoid giving his political opponents a weapon to fight him with. He explained to them that if the fatal sex scandal leaked it would be seized upon by his political opponents to embarrass him with it, adding that the losers will not be the Chinese but his administration.

FAKE ORGASMS; FIVE(5) SIGNS TO KNOW YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS FAKING IT. FOR MEN ONLY!

Various studies have shown that 65% of women fake the ‘climax’ at some point in their intimate lives. Some fake it every time while others do it once in a while. Next time you hear her say, “yes…..yes…yes” then she insists it’s enough; you have every reason reason to doubt. Faking it is a bad thing since a woman might make you believe you are a king in bed yet you are just a disgusting peasant. All she wants is for the ‘unfortunate occurance’ to end quickly because there’s nothing you are doing.
Here’s how to know if the climax is real:

(1)Muscle spasms
This is the biggest indicator of all because she cannot fake or hide this. During the climax, she will have between 3 and 8 contractions in her P, the first few being the strongest.
They will grip your D, and the tightening feeling you experience will be impossible to ignore. That way, you know you have done a good job.

(2)Dilated pupils (bulging eyes)
You know those big ‘cartoon like’ eyes? Most women get that while climaxing. Bulging eyes are another surefire sign that your bae is reaching her peak. You need to be in a well lit room to realize this so ‘hakuna story za kuzimalights.’ All you have to do is tell her to look into your eyes as she climaxes. Chances are she’ll be more than willing to oblige to that romantic command. Just make sure to make note of what her pupils looked like at the beginning of the lay so you can compare their difference in size at the end.

(3)Climax face and leg movements
Most women have a climax face. She’ll look shocked or something of the sort.She may arch her back and legs, closing them together. That, is accompanied by uncontrolled facial expresions. Check her cheeks also to see if they are flushed and curved.

(4)What she does afterwards
What she does immediately after the action says a lot. If she leaps right out of bed and gets on with her day, that's a clear sin of the poor job you did. The physical effect of a climax on the body of a woman brings a dazed look to the eyes and she may just want to laze for a few minutes to enjoy it. If she climaxed, she will relax for a while. She will look happy, bewildered and satisfied. If this post-coital bliss isn't evident, be very suspicious.

(5)Heavy breathing and sweating
Not every woman sweats but heavy breathing is a must. When she’s about to climax, her heart will beat faster than usual and she’ll begin panting. Sweating means her body is at a high level of excitement and her muscles are working overtime — her breathing, heart rate and blood pressure are on a rise so these are good signs.
Guys, It’s important to know all these so as to rate yourself. Women adore men who offer them some good 'banging'. Trust me, a woman will do crazy things for you if you make her lose her mind between the sheets.