1) So you’ve been doing the nasty together for a while.
So much fun, right! GOD is watching you in 3D
So much fun, right! GOD is watching you in 3D
2. And the other night was pretty amazing.
Really good abi? kwontinue
Really good abi? kwontinue
3. When you see her coming over, but she’s not smiling.
Is she breaking up with me?
Oh Lord!
Is she breaking up with me?
Oh Lord!
4. Then says the dreaded words “We need to talk”.
What have I done?
What have I done?
5. You try to remember every bad thing you’ve done since you last saw her.
Oh God! Deliver me I pray!
Oh God! Deliver me I pray!
6. She takes her time to get to the point.
Then she drops the news.
Then she drops the news.
7. SHE HAS MISSED HER PERIOD!
*faints*
I don't want to wake up again ooo
*faints*
I don't want to wake up again ooo
8. Then the thoughts start to pour in:
“Where did you keep it kwan?” Make we go find am together
“Where did you keep it kwan?” Make we go find am together
9. You try to remember if you used protection.
“Oh God, why am I so fertile…?”
“Oh God, why am I so fertile…?”
10. And she refuses to do abortion
11. You trying to calculate the price of pampers:
12. So how much will cost to raise a child?
Even when am still living under my parents roof
Even when am still living under my parents roof
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